Doctor Recommended


reduces midi-chlorian count in average males within 3-4 weeks

Say goodbye to:

- accidentally dislodging pipes and railings
- retroactive continuity problems
- "Yippee!"
- hatching bad plans
- befriending Gungans
- unwilling suspensions of disbelief

Side effects may include:

- snobbishness
- gas
- fear of Gungans
- probably a bit more gas

But at least you will rid your system of midi-chlorians!

"Take it from me - Antilucaphine works! And boy, did I need it!"

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